Dear Drunk Guy Who Showed Me His Asshole In Front Of A Liquor Store In May of 2008

Just so you know, I have still not forgotten about you, but whatever point it was you were trying to make about my disdain for whatever nationality you were is still as lost on me now as it was then.

I promise to be nice to everyone forever if you can assure me we will never meet under those same circumstances again.

– J.D. Renaud

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