I finally did that thing I said I was gonna do a long time ago.
New shirts, printed by the good folks at Floodway Print Co. in Winnipeg. Printed on Bella Canvas 100% cotton t-shirts, meaning I spent a bit of extra cash to have them printed on a shirt that was actually designed to fit on a human torso. No Fruit Of The Loom for this guy.
$25 each, sizes S, M, L, XL, and XXL. Limited run, contact me to order yours today.